A slice of life, Stay-at-home Swag edition.

Here's a peek into a small part of my day:

Pick up phone, notice that your period app says you're now one week late. 

Walk in bathroom, hunt for pregnancy test, because you know you have one from the last time this happened. 

Find test, sit down, pee. 

Breathe easy, it's negative.

Scroll through Facebook for 20 minutes while pooping. The kid is at MDO, so you can do this in peace. 

Decide your ass is numb, and you should probably get up now. 

Wipe, only to discover that hey, you really aren't pregnant, and now you can hit the Start button on your period app. 

Get pissed that you just wasted a pee stick. 

Get up, get tampon.
Drop entire tampon and applicator in toilet.

Deep breath, get another tampon.

Sit back down, write post.

The end.